One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his Miss Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark, where he then began to feel her Mounds and that was an Almond Joy which definitely made his Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as he slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat which, of course, caused a Milky Way. She screamed O'Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul & Zagnuts and said you're better than the Three Musketeer's. She soon became a bit Chunky and some nine months later gave birth to a Baby Ruth.
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