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Thursday, February 16, 2012

IF MY BODY WAS A CAR



If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slide or bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!

(I'm not that bad in all areas aboved mentioned, but this was so cute, I just had to share it.)

1 comment:

Tyra Shortino said...

Hahah, well, that's pretty nice. Even iIf the "car" has reached a certain age, there's still the chance for a bit of customization or restoration work. You see those old classic cars sometimes, looking dignified and stylish despite their age...