Friday, April 15, 2011
Life isn't a utopia, it's a sucktopia. Rigorous scientific studies have shown that most things in life suck. For starters, 10 out of 10 people die. Odds are you will be in the losing study group.
It's NATIONAL THAT SUCKS DAY, established in 2005. For example, one fool wanted to detonate his shoes, so now we all have to take off our shoes, get x-rayed or groped in order to fly to any destination. That sucks.
April 15 is also Income Tax Pay Day when everyone is suppose to pay their taxes; of course, EXCEPT big corporations like GE and others, and Wall Street billionaires who get out of paying their fair share. However, the little people better pay their taxes or the IRS comes knocking at your door and takes your "stuff."
On April 15, 1912 at 2:20 a.m. the Titanic, built in Belfast, Ireland, sank after hitting an iceberg. It left Queenstown (now known as Cobh), Ireland heading across the Atlantic Ocean for New York on its first long voyage. A approximately 705 people survived, and approximately 1,517 passengers and crew perished.
All three are just good examples of THAT SUCKS DAY. Have a great day in spite of it all, be sure to pay your taxes, stay off large floating vessels, and take off your shoes and wiggle your toes. It might just feel good!