Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was the second guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.”
The third night was Frank’s turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning,” he said. The other two couldn’t believe it!
He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his butt and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.
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My bother was recently divorced and he went to his doctor with sleep problems. One of the symptoms was snoring. The nurse, who knew him personally, said that she didn't know that he'd remarried. He answered that he hadn't. The nurse said, "I just wondered who was hearing you snore." Then, realizing that she had crossed over the professionalism line, said that she was sorry for the comment. He answered that he thought it was funny and would probably tell the story several times before the day was done!
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