Monday, June 17, 2013


A guy in a bar was sipping beer and munching on peanuts. All of a sudden, he hears a tiny voice say "nice tie." He looks around and sees no one close. The bartender is at the other end of the bar on the phone.

He goes back to sipping his beer and munching his peanuts. A minute later, he hears a tiny voice say "good haircut." He looks around an still sees no one else.

A few minutes later the tiny voice says, "you're handsome."

At this point, he calls the bartender over and tells him he's heard these voices saying nice things to him. "What's it all about?" he asks.

The bartender says, "Oh, that. Those are the complimentary peanuts."

No comments: