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Friday, January 20, 2012

CHILDBIRTH



Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a call about a baby on the way. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 4-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 4-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

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